I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.