Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.