I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..