Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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