Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout