If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house