That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it