A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.