I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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