I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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