Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
my liver is dry heaving
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.