I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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How does it feel to date your dad?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend