His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies