Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.