Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Don't say a word.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.