Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox