I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.