I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness