Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.