Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts