Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol