Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.