I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.