it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes