The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made