This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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