Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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