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• (716): View more from New York

  I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.

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  Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.

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  everybody makes mistakes

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  i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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• (707): View more from California

  he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"

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• (409): View more from Texas

  He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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  tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding

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• (530): View more from California

  I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance

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