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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Do you remember last night?

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  Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.

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• (619): View more from California

  He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.

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• (323): View more from California

  I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.

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  Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.

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  That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.

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  what type of emt are you

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