is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
