My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed