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(715): View more from Wisconsin

she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.

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(315): View more from New York

We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

(303): View more from Colorado

Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.

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