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Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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