Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.