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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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