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(253): View more from Washington

sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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(253): sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident... http://tfl.nu/dmae

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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.

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(204): you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested. http://tfl.nu/msf1

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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.

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(843): He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat. http://tfl.nu/b45i

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(832): moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone http://tfl.nu/qe9x

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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"

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(818): apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today" http://tfl.nu/nsmf

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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.

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(602): Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table. http://tfl.nu/8dv6

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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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(253): The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid http://tfl.nu/62ef

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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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Those had pot in them

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And good luck on your interview asshole

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(917): If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you (917): Those had pot in them (917): And good luck on your interview asshole http://tfl.nu/911g

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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(519): i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends? http://tfl.nu/08w4

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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(757): Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT" http://tfl.nu/x7ms

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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

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(+44): You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize. http://tfl.nu/htot

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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

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pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

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(203): there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them (718): pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed http://tfl.nu/7id4

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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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(973): Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back http://tfl.nu/zjkd

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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.

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(503): we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food. http://tfl.nu/i6sw

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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away

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(705): i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away http://tfl.nu/zrix

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