Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.