We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He felt like a one man threesome
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He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love