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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid

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(740): View more from Ohio

I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.

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(248): View more from Michigan

my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

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(785): View more from Kansas

Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows

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(315): View more from New York

I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex

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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine

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