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(406): View more from Montana

I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.

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(406): View more from Montana

My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.

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(406): View more from Montana

I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.

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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.

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(406): View more from Montana

That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!

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(941): View more from Florida

She looks like a beluga.

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I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"

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(208): View more from Idaho

So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.

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