i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
someone owes me an orgasm
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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