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(817): View more from Texas

just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

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(817): just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child http://tfl.nu/48ux

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(757): At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." http://tfl.nu/p091

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. http://tfl.nu/ho6s

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(512): View more from Texas

He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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(512): He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy http://tfl.nu/obh2

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?

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It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.

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(847): Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport? (1-847): It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok. http://tfl.nu/wou3

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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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(847): I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet http://tfl.nu/ttdp

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car

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(973): Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car http://tfl.nu/9e8r

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands http://tfl.nu/c6ww

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(631): View more from New York

i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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(631): i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world http://tfl.nu/qaz3

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(631): View more from New York

My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.

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(631): My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you. http://tfl.nu/4nkq

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(732): View more from New Jersey

only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..

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(732): only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package.. http://tfl.nu/0izj

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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(732): im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor http://tfl.nu/d5hx

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(732): just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest http://tfl.nu/tjgh

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(818): View more from California

Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.

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(818): Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful. http://tfl.nu/9blw

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Operation Purity has been aborted

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(306): Operation Purity has been aborted http://tfl.nu/jf4h

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

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(978): just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors http://tfl.nu/9psa

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(906): View more from Michigan

i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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(906): i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius? http://tfl.nu/ei5s

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