and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures