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(228): View more from Mississippi

you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.

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(360): View more from Washington

i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.

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oh. my. god. yes.

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(903): View more from Texas

If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.

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