you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time