You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.