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(214): View more from Texas

A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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(619): View more from California

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

the red head has a bf

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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(303): View more from Colorado

She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(330): View more from Ohio

so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

(216): View more from Ohio

i hate you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

(905): View more from Ontario

You're fat. Stop making excuses

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