i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
tequila makes me forget i have legs