So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.