did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"