After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.