Texts From Last Night · March, 2012

Texts from March, 2012

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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.

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(914): So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall. http://tfl.nu/w95m

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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

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You might end up in the wrong class.

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I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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(910): Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class? (919): You might end up in the wrong class. (910): I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class. http://tfl.nu/dnad

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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.

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(773): He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof. http://tfl.nu/nzip

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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.

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(716): We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures. http://tfl.nu/5q46

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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.

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(218): No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating. http://tfl.nu/5a1l

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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?

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(419): I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives? http://tfl.nu/8b2p

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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed

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(570): I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed http://tfl.nu/7vip

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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.

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Are you high?

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(701): I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea. (1-701): Are you high? http://tfl.nu/ioya

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I'm hungry

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Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex

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(215): I'm hungry (1-215): Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex http://tfl.nu/pt2l

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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar

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(207): My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar http://tfl.nu/m9rj

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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G

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(503): I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G http://tfl.nu/pzjk

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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.

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(314): No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was. http://tfl.nu/6619

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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.

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(214): Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina. http://tfl.nu/1pki

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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...

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It's called: a legit place to drop acid.

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(201): What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage... (804): It's called: a legit place to drop acid. http://tfl.nu/crqc

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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.

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(503): I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs. http://tfl.nu/skdm

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