Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id