I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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