eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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