I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir