he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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