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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(770): Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet http://tfl.nu/7ieb

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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?

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(770): if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay? http://tfl.nu/7tcb

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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?

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(770): Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette? http://tfl.nu/jrlp

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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.

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(770): I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later. http://tfl.nu/dwy3

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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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(770): my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad http://tfl.nu/o7wi

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three words: i give head

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three words: not that well

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(404): three words: i give head (770): three words: not that well http://tfl.nu/mukd

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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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(770): At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit http://tfl.nu/qd4t

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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there

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(770): it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there http://tfl.nu/89or

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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(678): I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama. (770): WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?! http://tfl.nu/mh7d

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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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(770): he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players http://tfl.nu/ani7

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I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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(770): I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward? http://tfl.nu/lg8a

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Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?

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b/c u have herpes

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No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.

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(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss? (770): b/c u have herpes (310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole. http://tfl.nu/unxh

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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.

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(770): Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on. http://tfl.nu/h5b5

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should I fuck that poor girl

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no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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(770): should I fuck that poor girl (1-770): no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion http://tfl.nu/i8cj

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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.

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(770): I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass. http://tfl.nu/l3hc

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