Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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